Monday, December 8, 2014

CHRISTMAS IDEAS


Bad Fairies





My brother blew me a booger,
my sister boxed up a roach,                      Find some coins.
Jack wrapped a moldy burger,
Sally pinched till I screamed “Ouch.”

A bully gave me a wedgie,
the pastor put coal in my sock,
teacher awarded dried algae,                         Take a different path.
my best friend forked over a rock.

But I gave the best presents ever
to throw one and all for a loop.                             Open a door.
They’ll think me and doggie so clever
when they unwrap their gifts stuffed with poop.

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